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What does president-elect Borat Obama have against cats?

Why would you get your daughters a puppy rather than a kitten?

Dogs are filthy animals that spread disease (they have even been linked to autism) and spontaneously defecate wherever they please. This is an open offer to you, Mr president-elect Borat Obamas, if you adopt a kitten instead, I will provide for you a free 23 volume CD set music for cats along with one feline audio helmet.

May you show sound judgment.

Being a cat lover myself ( cheetahs, lions and cougars). I am willing to donate 30 cents to the Obama 2012 campaign if he would be kind enough to adopt a kitten under his wing instead of the preferred descendent of wolves that leave nothing but ticks and fleas on the White House Carpets. From my gracious 30 cents donation I would not be looking for any type of kick backs or under the table money laundering, even though I plan to be running a nonprofit kitty litter company around the same time the next election will be taking place. So if the current administration would like to donate to my cause, tax free of course I would accept it graciously. If Obama is really for change let him set the new standard one cat at a time. Let him show the world that things in Washington aren’t business as usual.

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